Secrets for Seducing Women
Refer to your junk often - No matter what country or what culture, women universally respond to men who talk about their junk. The faster you get to the subject at hand, the better, because a woman's positive response is directly proportional to the speed at which you point out to them that you are extremely well-endowed or that you are manscaped. Further, if you can rhyme when talking about your junk, this gets women extremely hot. Example: "Just between us. I have a beautiful..."
Lots of cologne - Again, this is another case where there's a direct relationship. The more cologne you wear, the more attracted a woman gets. Literally, if you can find a way to soak in your cologne for like a day or so, women will stick to you like flies. For bonus attraction, try drinking your cologne. There's nothing like a cologne tinged fart.
Jack 'n the Box - There's an old saying in women's dating circles: "Go to the box. Attract a fox." Since Jack n' the Box is like the Toyota Tercel of fast food restaurants, a hot woman will know you mean business right away when you take her there.
Be mean to animals - There is nothing a woman loves better than watching a man kick a dog in the face or throwing a cat over a guard rail and onto a busy highway. Take her to a zoo and go crazy and she'll probably rip your clothes off in public and do you right there.
Make her pay the bill - Take her to the most expensive restaurant, order a bottle of their most expensive wine, gorge on lobster. Then when the waiter comes with the bill, casually tell her you forgot your wallet. Women love a man with the kind of confidence that says: "I'll stick you with a $500 dinner bill and know that you'll still want me."
Stare at her chest - Do you really think she wore that low-cut blouse so you'd pay attention to her conversation skills? A woman wants to know you're digging the sweater puppies and there's no better way to say "nice job" than to keep your eyes down there all day long.
Say the following after every interesting thing you think you say: "Does that make you wet?" - The more you can ask the question, the better. Women want to know that you're concerned about their sexual readiness and desire toward you, so making sure they're aware of that interest is a good thing.
Refer to her as "Baby", "Honey", "Snookums", or "Bitchyboo" - Part of being in a long-term relationship is developing pet names for each other, so a man who meets a woman for the first time and already has a good list of potential pet names at his disposable is a hot commodity. Women love to be referred to as "baby". Although you don't want to delve right into the dirty stuff, getting a little dirty early on is always a good idea, so pet names like "taco pants", "trunk o' love" and "sexy crack" will work wonders. Added bonus: you don't have to remember her real name.
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